Whatever It Is, It’s Crawling on Your Shoulder

December 23, 2024

Insects and spiders: just patiently waiting for us to get off their planet.

“Wow, this place is really packed—or maybe it’s just my compound eyes.”
“Just look at those stars tonight. … Makes you feel sort of small and insignificant.”
“I don’t know what you’re insinuating, Jane, but I haven’t seen your Harold all day—besides, surely you know I would only devour my own husband!”
Every August, the fleas would test their endurance in the grueling Tour de Frank.
And here's my story: I, Ed Belsky, was once swallowed by a tokay gecko. I spent over an hour in the lizard's stomach, floating among half-digested fleas and spiders. Fighting the stench and the powerful garlic juices, I finally clawed my way up the esophagus and out to freedom. Signed, Ed Belsky.
Insect game shows
“Step on it, Arnold! STEP ON IT!”
CLASS OF ’68
Butterfly yearbooks
“Oh, for heaven’s sake! Your father left in such a hurry this morning he’s lost another antenna.”

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Whatever It Is, It’s Crawling on Your Shoulder Whatever It Is, It’s Crawling on Your Shoulder

Insects and spiders: just patiently waiting for us to get off their planet.

Let’s Start at the Beginning Let’s Start at the Beginning

Thag hit his head on a stalactite and Grog laughed; humor begins.