Even Locals Don't Go There

April 7, 2025

t's not the destination, it's the journey. Sometimes, though, it's the mosquitoes.

“Let go, Morty! Let go, Morty! You’re pulling me in! … Let go, Morty! You’re pulling me in!”
“Just stay calm and don’t make any erratic movements.”
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“Pretty cool, Dewey. … Hey! Shake the jar and see if they’ll fight!”
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Scientists, after releasing her deep in the Antarctic, attempt to unravel the migratory secrets of the homing cow.
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“‘This dangerous viper, known for its peculiar habit of tenaciously hanging from one’s nose, is vividly colored.’… Oo! Murray! Look! … Here’s a picture of it!”
The living hell of Maurice, Jacques Cousteau’s cat
Suddenly, his worst fears realized, the old fellow’s tusks jammed.
“It’s no good, Dawson! We’re being sucked in by the sun’s gravitational field and there’s nothing we can do! … And, let me add, those are my sunglasses you’re wearing!”

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