Ne’er-do-wells, Scallywags, and That Kid Across the Street

September 9, 2024

Dark characters meet dark humor.

Suddenly, the living room was flooded with light and the angry sounds of an engine being revved. And everyone knew: The cat was back.
“Well, we’ve tried every device and you still won’t talk—every device, that is, except this little baby we simply call ‘Mr. Thingy.’”
DESTROY WAYNE / DOWN WITH WAYNE / WAYNE MUST GO! / WAYNE YOU NERD / NO MORE WAYNE
The world was going down the tubes. They needed a scapegoat. They found Wayne.
“Excuse me, but I believe that’s my Frisbee.”
“I wouldn’t do that, Spunky—I have friends in pie places.”
Time to get up, Billy. / C’mon, Billy … up and at ’em! / click! / Aaaaaaaa!
Piglet practical jokes
“The boss wants his money, see? Or next time it won’t be just your living room we rearrange.”
All day long, a tough gang of astrophysicists would monopolize the telescope and intimidate the other researchers.

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